Un Peut Irlandais. Please also welcome Eoin (pronounounced Owen, from the Gaelic word meaning 'to be in debt to the British'). Eoin is sharper than a tack but unfortunately lives in France and his Irish heritage has slowly been leaking into the Alps.

Eoin's favorite chatup lines are: 'Are you married?', 'What age are you?', 'How much do you earn?', and my favourite, 'How are your bowel movements today?'

And even Kevin's francophobic rants do not ruffle Eoin: "rumours of his crabbiness are greatly exaggerated. I think he's a lurking francophile." Kevin, sortes du cabinet!

God help us now.