And so to a final tale of Air France, my last sojourn peut-etre. (..and where are those graves and circumflexes when you need them?). Air France have acquired new 777s and they are very confortible and le video works tres bien if you are happy watching les not-so-jeune fils prancing around. Unfortunately it takes about half an hour to realise the film is absolute trash and really just a kind epitaph to some aged actress (makeup please!).

That is not to say that American movies are that different, although with American movies, at least you know they are crap from the start. ...and why are Irish movies always so crap at the end?

So I am off to fly American Airlines - poor movies, poor food, poor service. But they are so reliable and dependable, reminiscent of British Rail perhaps?

God Rest Air France